3.27.2009

The Five Star Hypothesis

While trying to explain the sandwich star system to an uninitiated and uninterested acquaintence, I started to realize what would make a five star sandwich possible. To be clear, the five star sandwich is only hypothetical, but now I know what it would hypothetically take to become a reality. Still with me? Okay:

The guiding principle here is that the sandwich as a whole would not be purchased in a store. Rather, it would be hand crafted out of the absolute finest ingredients available. Unable to be duplicated, essentially. The bread, fresh baked from the best bakery around. The meat, sliced by the most skilled slicer in the land. Same goes for the other ingredients. I want tomatoes that were picked that day, lettuce that is as crisp as lettuce can be. You get the idea. And the ingredients can't slide at all when bites are taken, and the bread can't scratch the roof of my mouth. Simple, really.

Coming up: The Pie Post. All Pie. All Post.

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