3.13.2009

Pie Graph

While sitting in Anthony's Pizza for a somewhat extended lunch break my friend Alex and I noticed a couple, obviously dressed for the office, hauling out something like thirteen pizza pies. Ridic. After some discussion between ours selves, it was decided that the two were not feeding just themselves with the pizza, but an entire office.

Pizzas are fun, it's in their nature. Circles are pretty entertaining in and of themselves. Combine that with lots of cheese and a healthy serving of grease and it's hard not to associate pizza with a good time.

Office parties are not fun, this too is in their nature. Though I've never been to one, I think it's pretty safe to say that it's something that most people wouldn't want to do.

Our conversation went on to combine two of the things I enjoy most: food and graphs.

After much deliberation it was decided that 3 pizzas provided the largest opportunity for having fun, falling somewhere around 50 fun points. On the other end of the scale lays the smaller amounts of pizza. One slice of pie probably means you are sitting in front of a computer eating quickly in order to continue working on something. Less than one pizza laying around implies that last night there were a fun amount of pizzas, but all that is over now so someone is stuck eating the leftovers by themselves.

Surprisingly, eating pizza for a party at work did not bottom out the list. It is thought that even though work parties may suck, they have to be at least a little better than work, so a fun score of 10 is given.

Keep in mind that the time frame of the graph is quite important. If some one say, orders 7 pizzas at two o'clock in the morning chances are they will be enjoying themselves while eating them. What I'm trying to say is: there are a lot of variables not taken into account with this graph, and my word shouldn't be taken as law.

1 comment:

  1. I disagree re: last sentence. I think this blog implies our words as law. Don't be intimidated by this; embrace it.

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